Sunday, August 31, 2008

Azadi once again.

Just some days back, I picked up a copy of the Outlook magazine - and was pleasantly surprised.

The cover story was 'Azadi for Kashmir, Azadi for India' - a compelling essay by Arundhati Roy on the Kashmir issue and the latest clamour for 'Azadi' in the valley.
The essay touched on the plight of the Kashmiri, the life under torture and army cruelty and presented the brutally suppressed Kashmiri's arguments for the right to freedom.

The article came out against the massive outbreak of protests in the valley demanding freedom.
This time, it wasn't a mob that could be shirked off as 'militants' or 'ISI backed miscreants'.. but hundreds of thousands of Kashmiris pouring out into the streets, marching peacefully and fearlessly demanding their rights. It's simply not common for an Indian to use mainstream Indian media to launch such a scathing attack on the Indian state and its repressive, inhuman policies in Kashmir.

But that was not why I was surprised. It was the letters to the Editor in that issue that I found very refreshingly interesting. For the first time, I was hearing Indian voices actually suggesting that perhaps India should consider withdrawing from the valley.
For the first time, in a mainstream magazine I read letters from regular Indian citizens asking valid questions pointed at themselves - at the Indian government and it's role in Kashmir. Asking if India had any moral authority left to cling on to Kashmir, that too at such a heavy price. Speaking FOR the Kashmiris right to self-assertion.

There was none of that Pak-bashing and breast-thumping emotional outbursts of patriotism, (normally reserved for times of Cricket tournaments and discussions of Kashmir) filling the reams. Instead, intelligent voices pleading reason, fairness and justice were prevalent in that issue. Humane voices.

Surprising.

Everytime I try to sneak in the Kashmir debate onto an Internet forum, I'm immediately attacked and vilified by numerous angered Indians. It wasn't necessarily even the right wingers or Hindutvis who reacted with such vehement outrage. Everyday Indians will frown at you if you so much as suggested that perhaps the Indian state might be at fault in Kashmir.

Hundreds of Human Rights organizations - including Amnesty International - have come down heavily on the Indian army for their brutal practices in the valley. When I try to assert these facts and the fact that despite numerous UN resolutions to that effect, there's still no referendum/plebiscite held in Kashmir, I normally face a deluge of angry retorts:
  • 'ISI has infiltrated all the Human rights organizations'.
  • 'Kashmiris want to be with India.. it's just a handful of militants who want secession'..
  • 'Indian army is a noble and efficient organization doing a lot of sacrifice in the valley to protect the Kashmiris'
  • 'India spends way more on Kashmir than any other state, so they don't have any right to protest'..
  • 'First, the Kashmiri Pundits have to be rehabilitated'
  • And of course, the easy way out. 'Arundhati Roy is anti-national!'.
I was surprised then, to see a section of the Indian public openly advocating a just solution for the Kashmiris. It was also surprising to see the Indian government showing restraint and talking with the protestors - and letting them protest peacefully among chants of 'Azadi'.

Well, for a while at least.

Then the crackdown began - 20 battalions of CRPF troops entered Srinagar. Curfew was imposed. Recently introduced mobile services were interrupted. Separatist leaders were rounded up and arrested. SMS facilities, cable TV and Internet were shut down. Foreign journalists were expelled and local newspapers banned. Several people have been killed and hundreds injured.

A column in the New Indian Express attacked Arundhati Roy. In the absence of any valid arguments to counter her solid reasons, it sought instead to sully her image and thus, her opinion. (It's the same treatement even I face on Internet forums. When there's a complete absence of counter-arguments, the debate turns into a nasty, personal mudslinging match!) Instead, the column provided some statistics that milk production was higher in Kashmir (or something to that effect..) and thus, Kashmiris "weren't hurt" - and thus Arundhati Roy was clearly wrong.

The Indian government has once again tried to stifle the Kashmiri voice. The discovering of mass graves of thousands of unidentified bodies in Kashmir is only a slight indicator of the army atrocities. Tens of thousands have been killed, thousands have gone missing, rapes and executions are common. The government spends a shocking amount of money and resources into maintaining it's heavy military presence in the most densely militarized zone in the world.

Against this background, the Sangh Parivar and the VHP/RSS in Jammu continue to carry out blatantly communal acts of war against the Kashmiris by blocking the only highway linking the valley to India - and the government has proved quite inefficient against them. Despite the decades, India has failed to win over the hearts and minds of the Kashmiris. They still demand Azadi - and a right to self determination.

I've always noticed that the Indian public is, on an average, very reluctant (and in most cases, too ignorant of facts) to criticize itself, but quick to point fingers at the same time. I've seen numerous Indian commentators on forums pleading - rightly - for the sake of justice for the thousands of Kashmiri pundits who have been forced to flee the valley. But these same voices will continue to live in denial and delusion when it comes to admitting that there exists a massive human rights problem in Kashmir, and a highly repressive state.

The first step towards finding a solution is acknowledgement of the problem. [To quote from an example in Ms. Roy's essay.. trucks in the Indian mainland carry quotes as frightening as 'Dhoodh maango toh kheer denge, Kashmir maango toh cheer denge!']

I only wish this topic is discussed more extensively in the Indian media and public, with more reason and logic and less jingoistic pseudo-patriotic fervor. I strongly recommend that everyone read Arundhati Roy's poignant, effective essay - and educate themselves on the ground realities in Kashmir - and take a lead in giving Kashmiris their long suppressed right to self determination and dignity.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Irony?

Thank the blessed Lord your sister got raped last week. I hope she suffered well. Her frightened screams and ravaged body ought to be the wake up call to you that you're just NOT WELCOME here. Yes, I DO mean you and all others of your dangerous cult. I just wish they'd butchered your feeble dad as well, hacked him limb by limb and thrown it to the dogs. That should teach you bastards a lesson.

Now listen, I have nothing against you.. but your folk, well... you HAVE to admit they're dangerous. You need to be eliminated from the face of this earth. It's simply in the best interests of everyone, really. Everyone will benefit from your violent ilk being exterminated. We hate violence. I condemn it myself. It's barbaric and has no place in a civilized society. That's why violence-loving vermin like you need to be hacked to pieces and burnt alive. How can ANYONE commit indiscriminate killings in the name of God? What kind of sick, barbaric religion condones that?! God willing, we shall carry out our dharm by ridding our blessed, holy land of every last one of you. No matter how much bloodshed ensues. It's God's will.

One cannot engage in any civilized dialogue with scumbags like you. You resort to name-calling at every opportunity when you could, instead, show SOME sign that you are inclusive and tolerant towards us, you filthy bastards. All of you are the same.. and tend to view us as if we were some kind of single reviled mob.

It's pathetic indeed that you haven't learnt to live WITH us or understand OUR social orders. You don't even make any efforts to understand our cultural sensibilities! Your alien ideologies make no sense to us. I even heard it's dangerous. It is, isn't it? That's why I'm telling you.. take them and leave our country! This country needs to be rid of the scourge of your ilk. Leave us tolerant folk in peace! We cannot stand you!....

[.. to be continued. Ad nauseam, ad infinitum - by a variety of bigots around this country, who are completely oblivious to their own hypocrisy]

Friday, June 20, 2008

Do it yourself, Balasaheb!

Why are some people so addicted to hatred?

Take this man for example.

He has the influence to change things so much for the better. Instead, now he's called for Hindu suicide squads to "counter 'Islamic' terror". (No, he's not arrested yet, nor is he likely to be. Welcome to India!)

Anyways, If you do happen to run into this Thackeray dude, do ask him:

1) Is it not weird that he's a Hitler wannabe?

2) What grouse does he really have against India's Muslim citizens?

3) With all that hatred inside him, does he often get stomach ulcers?

4) Why is Lesbianism against Indian culture?

5) What does secularism mean to him?


While you're at it, try to plead with him to kindly go blow himself up for his cause! Another Hindu's life can't be worth less than his, can it?


P.S. What makes Hindus laugh?

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Boycott 2008 Games.


China's poor human rights record - media suppression, rights violations and cyber crackdowns - is known to everyone in the world, except perhaps the Chinese public.

Condemn the IOC for having awarded the games to a country like China in the first place, and do your best to pressurize the governments to boycott these games.

Isn't it?!





















Is it just me? Or do these two ACTUALLY look like sad copies of each other?! :p

Yikes! They even share the same initials! Gordon Brown... George Bush!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Indians are Hypocrites!

Last night, I heard that jarring speech again.
'India is the MOST beautiful country in the world! Our Indian values.. blah blah.. ethics... blah... multicultural, tolerant, blah, blah.. blah'
Balderdash! I wonder if the reason behind such jingoist claims is the fact that a lot of garbage is drilled into a billion brains everyday about so-called Indian 'tolerance'.
It's always fascinated me how almost every Indian I know - man, woman and child - lays claim to such moral high ground purely on the basis of their 'Indian'ness.

I've met people who are completely oblivious to their own narrow-mindedness, and yet speak as if they've inherited the mantle of virtue, hand woven by their noble ancestors.

Patriotism if all fine. But once it begins to distort the truth and diminish the lines between reality and absurdity, then it's time for a re-evaluation.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it is forcing 'patriotism' and 'Indian values' down our throats.

It's the same 'values' that cause inflamed mobs to create havoc over a movie that hadn't even been released. (The Bollywood movie 'Jodhaa Akbar' was successfully banned in at least ONE major Indian state over silly allegations.)
Zealots have poured vitriol on MF Husain, one of India's most celebrated artists - and forced him into exile. They accuse the painter of hurting Hindu sentiments by painting Hindu Godesses in the nude. These same bigots welcome Taslima Nasrin, the Bangladeshi writer, with open arms. though she's been accused of pretty much the same.
I remember hordes of nationalists crying foul over a work of art depicting a naked Icarus, of Greek Mythology, perched atop the Ashoka Pillar (adopted as the Indian emblem).

This is the land of the Kama Sutra, and the famous Khajuraho temples known explicit depictions of coitus - even bestiality. Yet, from the social taboos surrounding any mention or discussion of sex, GLBT relationships and public display of affection, you would think that the entire country's been religiously practicing abstinence for centuries (Which, of course, would leave a lot to account for, considering the burgeoning billion plus population!)
Sloganeering mobs forced a movie director Deepa Mehta, to abandon filming one of her movies, and successfully got another one dealing with lesbianism banned.
Shekar Kapur's Bandit Queen was banned as well. India was also perhaps the first country in the world to ban Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses over Muslim outrage.
Extremist, violent outfits like Shiv Sena, Bajrang Dal, etc go on a rampage every Valentine's Day.. attacking anything red and heartshaped.
What's even more nauseating is the fact that they attack media outlets, protesting against being labeled ' violent'!
A dozen lawsuits are filed in various parts of the country against 'issues' as monumental as Richard Gere's 'kiss' that landed on Shilpa Shetty's cheeks, or a dress that a certain Tamil actress wore in public, or a viewpoint about premarital sex that another actress dared utter in public.

There's a 'free media' that revels in the story of the day. While the Indian media is relatively free, the mushrooming of 24 hour news channels have forced them to sensationalize trivial 'issues' and engage in the ratings game. (Ever heard Spiderman say 'With great power comes great responsiblity'? Kids know that stuff!)
There is no real freedom of expression (ask Salman Rushdie, MF Husain, Khushboo etc..) What can you say of a country where a couple can't walk hand in hand in public without the fear of being attacked by a morally outraged, saffron branded fundoo? These self-proclaimed custodians of the Indian culture get on my nerves.
The aspiring superpower that India is, it still has no space for any real, free debate, but generously accommodates vitriolic, firebrand politicians, dangerous provincialism, and language feuds.
Secularism in India means the involvement of the Government in every aspect of the religion, rather than the expected hands off approach. Come elections, and right wing parties polarize the electorate along religious lines, with often violent consequences. Perpetrators of anti-Sikh and anti-Muslim pogroms still roam free, bandying about their 'achievements' - and yes, still retain power.

It's sickening to see bastards like Narendra Modi get elected by landslide margins, not despite their communal agendas and ideology of hatred, but precisely BECAUSE of them.
Everything about the present day India reeks of narrow minded hypocrisy. From protests about a designer wearing a dress depicting the national flag, to the major fascinations for renaming cities (Bangalore is the latest victim. Brand name Bangalore is being corrupted to Bengalooru... and Mysore to Mysuru and God-know-what-else to God-knows-what esluu!)

The discriminations based on languages, ethnicity, castes, colour, religion, communal politics, riots and the impunity with which openly violent extremist outfits operate, and the hostility and violence associated with them clearly shows how little India has to show for its much trumpeted claims of being a 'peace-loving, tolerant, democratic' country.
The absence of any notable public outrage against these mindless protesters, communal politics - and the failure of the courts, constitution, public or government to eradicate or inhibit such activities in the least speaks a lot for the nation's conscience - or rather, the lack of one.

Yet children across the country begin each school day with the pledge '.. all Indians are my brothers and sisters..'.
Empty words ringing with hypocrisy - just like the mainstream rhetoric. That's India.


Update: EVERY country in the world is beautiful.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Root Nodule of all Evil!

I was so bored yesterday, I found myself searching for stuff like 'hyperinflation' on wikipedia. This one shocked me!
Inflation 1923-24: A German woman feeding a stove with currency notes, which burn longer than the amount of firewood they can buy
Can money really be so worthless?
Here's another tidbit I found on the article.
A trillion (T-R-I-L-L-I-O-N) Brazilian Cruzeiros from their hyperinflation days, is worth less than ONE US cent! Go figure!

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Found on BBC!

'Israel buries victims of shooting'


How very thoughtful!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

A Black President?

5 Reasons why I want to see Obama become President:

1. Think about it! BLACK man in WHITE house! How WHACK is that!
2. This dude's sponsored legislations against racial profiling, and for universal health care, renewable energy and other marvelous shit.
3. Wants to pull out of Iraq before climax ;) Safety first!
4. Can actually speak English! Won't get 'misunderestimated' by no one! No ridiculous books on 'Barackisms' either!
5. Exposure to multiracial family, and Third World society which will hopefully translate into a less paranoid foreign policy!

5 Reasons why he may not make it there!:


1. His middle name! C'mon! 'Hussein'?! Didn't they just hang one of 'em?
2. Mass xenophobia on seeing Obama wearing a Somali dress!
3. His foreign policy initiatives likely to be called 'bling bling'!
4. Media dumbed Americans - the evening before polls can be deciding factor.
5. No one's gonna be able to pull out of Iraq before climax, not even Obama!

  • Bonus!
5 Reasons why 'President' Hillary would spoil all the fun! :
  1. Ice Queen.
  2. Voted for the War! Voted for the War! Partly responsible for over 81 000 (E-I-G-H-T-Y-O-N-E THOUSAND) deaths.
  3. Too white, conservative upbringing. (Not what we need right now!)
  4. Will stagnate the tops of all the 'Most Powerful Women' lists for 5 years, if elected.
  5. What would Billy boy become? The 'First Gentleman'?

Attaboy Ataturk!

Turkey to commission team to revise and reinterpret the Hadith and bring Islam into the 'mainstream'!

This had better be good!

P.S. - The Turkish Army and the country's elite strongly safeguards the secular structure of the state set up by that genius Mustafa Kemal Pasha aka Ataturk. On the other hand, the Indians first bumped off Gandhi and then, his values... the irony! And the blinding contrast!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Illiterate Coins!

Some people need to be kept permanently anesthetized, just like their brains.

I just read this paranoid outburst from this very 'patriotic' asshole, who was absolutely horrified at seeing a new Indian 2-rupee coin (which has since been withdrawn)

Don't get me wrong! I just love people who think the entire world is a CIA conspiracy! I mean, just read this guys post!
Seeing a shiny, metallic piece of change got him thinking about Italian-led governments, the prospect of a Christian takeover of Hindu India, conspiracy, the sacrilege of replacing the 'beautiful' map of India with a hideous 'cross', the sinister 'motives', shady theories about Sonia Gandhi baptizing the Reserve Bank of India - not to mention the blasphemous act of 'smudging or omitting' of the words 'Satyameva Jayate' from the coin.
Dumbass.

Of course, the RBI mumbled something about a National Integration Cross, and then withdrew the coins. :-/
On the other hand, his post is a brilliant example of paranoid, xenophobic, fundamentalist and outrageous - oh, I mean - 'mainstream' thinking.

This 'mainstream' thinking has led to the withdrawal of the aforementioned coins, and circulation of a completely new design, that appears to be more 'handy'. The new two rupee coin actually shows 2 fingers (Ah! Not those!) I mean a hand indicating TWO!
Come again?! For the benefit of the illiterate aam aadmi? I wonder what's the logic behind these 'illiterate coins'. If you ask me, they look DUMB! Visual depictions of the value! I wonder if even the ancient kingdoms in this ancient land resorted to such lunacy.

What next, I wonder?
10 rupee notes showing Gandhi's T-E-N carefully stretched-out fingers? 100 rupee notes depicting smoke signals to indicate 100? Coins showing 5 fishes swimming in the Indian Ocean? Idiots.

At the end of his post this retired IAS officer, Mr. V Sundaram puts forward the following truly terrifying 'possibilities':

How many Hindus have noticed the new two-rupee coins bearing the 'Christian Cross'?

* Is the secular government of India openly using the sign like the Cross on Indian coins to encourage the spread of Christianity in India?

* Is the UPA-led government of Manmohan Singh favouring the Christian community just to keep the Italian Christian Sonia Gandhi in good humour?

* Is Prime Minister Manmohan Singh acting as a mere puppet of Sonia Gandhi who is behaving like a de facto Empress of India?


First of all - why Hindus? Are these sacrilegious coins just targeted at Hindus? Last time I checked there were Sikhs, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Jains, Parsees, Tribals, Agnostics and even Atheists living in this country. Why then does Mr. V Sundaram call upon 'Hindu' Patriots to join his 'cause'? Curious huh?
Erm... since he talks of people who don't subscribe to his perverted ideology as 'Hindu baiters', I presume I'm one too. Just to keep Mr. Sundaram happy, I hereby state that YES, India was indeed trying to use the Cross on Indian coins as part of a sinister plan hatched to spread evil Christian ideologies throughout the holy motherland, and financial geniuses like Manmohan Singh have no better job than to design coins to keep 'Italian Christian' Sonia Gandhi in good humor, and oh yes, Sonia is just on the verge of officially crowning herself the Empress of India! And you will lose your knickers today, and the beasts under your bed are about to grab you! Everything you ever feared is true! AII-E-E-E-E-EEEE-EAGH-H!
Your worst fears are hereby confirmed!!

Die.